Chapel Bell Curve is in the house, and by house we mean your podcast feed. And by “Chapel Bell Curve” we mean not only your steadfast hosts Yara and Nathan but their guest, some guy who writes on this very site, and who is on the episode because he’s been a Gator Hater longer than Yara has been alive. Highlights of this super-extended episode include:
* MaconDawg trying and perhaps failing to convey the total, soul-chilling dread of a trip to Jacksonville during the blood reign of Spurrier the Snarky Impaler.
* Nathan absolutely not forgiving Tim Tebow for 2008 no matter how many Filipino orphans he circumcised.
* Yara moving out of Mike Bobo’s walls, but only on a trial basis.
* Nathan becoming disillusioned with actress Faye Dunaway.
* Time is a flat circle of hate and the center of that circle is in Duval County, Florida.
* The always imitated, never duplicated “Ask CBC segment.”
- Not a single mention of Tom Petty, because he never attended the University of Florida but did everything he owned to get the heck out of Gainesville and move to California, which the the folks at the University of Florida don’t mention in the media guide.
As always it would be much appreciated if you’d like, subscribe, and patreonize the show on your podcasting medium of choice. Until later…
Go ‘Dawgs!!!!