Chapel Bell Curve is back with a USDA prime recap of the Bulldogs’ 30-15 triumph in Austin. Yara and Nathan hit the high points, the low points, and a lot of things in between from a thrilling game, including:
* Yara lets her hair down and puts her conspiracy antenna up.
* Nathan, an actual trained football official, confirms that Saturday’s officiating disaster really was that bad.
* Funeral calamities and Georgia Bulldog wide receivers: more related to each other than you might think.
* Yara is still camped out in Mike Bobo’s walls. But she’s considering setting up a weekend place in James Coley’s insulation.
* A solidly mid offensive effort against an elite defense.
* Yara’s mother and her speed dial line to the Almighty.
* Saying nice things about Daylen Everette, who deserved all of them.
* Two words, two simple words: Steak. Bet!
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