It happens from time to time. A college football coach, weighed down by expectations and his consistent inability to win the big game finally breaks through, triumphing over the odds and his own persistent yutzitude.
The camera cuts to him, as he practically skips down the sideline.
“Geez” you think as you feverishly work your Stacy Searels voodoo doll, “I wonder what that smug little so-and-so is thinking now.”
Ladies and gents, this is Lane Kiffin in the final seconds as the Georgia Bulldogs disinterestedly handed him the biggest victory of his mostly disappointing coaching career:
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I ask you, what was Lane Kiffin thinking?
a) “I told Kirby I would get him back for telling Coach Saban I took the last doughnut that time before the LSU game. And now, vengeance is mine!!!”
b) “I might even use my real name when I go out to the bar tonight.”
c) “A couple of more wins like this and I might finally get back to coaching somewhere with indoor plumbing. Or maybe even back in Knoxville.”
d) “That’s the thing I like about these SEC defensive coordinators. I get older, but they stay the same age.”
e) “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness just needed a more committed booster corps.”
Feel free to add your own guesses about what that self-satisfied little snit was thinking in the comments. And….
Go ‘Dawgs!!!